Hancock’s Half Hour
We’re perfectly adept at the odd sneering look,
The smutty double-entendre. the undoing-it-by-the-book.
We’re top of the class at holier-than-thou
O! how we truly detest continental highbrow.
We manage to forget that we reap what we sow,
With a smidgen of lying, we can easily disavow
False imputations that we don’t do as we preach
We can clean it all…